Chris Blackburn is a sometime singer-songwriter and Ultimate player who dabbles in other random things like pontificating about nothing and annoying people on message boards.
 
Chris is one of those people who hasn't figured out what he wants to do with his future, so he builds websites and works in other random capacities while waiting for a sudden gust of wind to knock him onto his face and show him the right direction. Chris would be willing to write songs full-time, save that he has an uncanny talent for finding other ways to spend his time than actually recording music. He also has very little passion for writing lyrics. And he hates how his voice sounds on tape because it doesn't sound like it does in his head.
 
Chris tends to annoy the snot out of people. If that includes you, he apologizes profusely. Unless he hates you, which means he's doing it on purpose.
 
Chris hates using the telephone and wishes people would stop calling him. Unless it's important. Or about work stuff. Chris is also very slow about returning emails. Trust me, he got the email three days ago, he's just working up the nerve to write the response.
 
Frankly, Chris would prefer to live in a cocoon, but society doesn't seem to look fondly on cocoons.
 
A bio? Nah, just a rough draft to confuse the bejeezus out of anybody who might visit the site. You can peruse an old list of other Chris Blackburns if you're still not sure who this guy is.